Photo 17 May 1,615 notes streeter:

I think my life will end in some sort of scenario like this. 

streeter:

I think my life will end in some sort of scenario like this. 

Photo 17 May 69,568 notes ven0moth:

no iphone

ven0moth:

no iphone

Photo 17 May 1,737 notes

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Video 17 May 28,205 notes

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Photo 17 May 62,379 notes niick4:

With me

niick4:

With me

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Photo 17 May 504 notes

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Photo 17 May 11,302 notes in-the-margins:

this old comic gets more relevant with each passing day.

in-the-margins:

this old comic gets more relevant with each passing day.

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Chat 16 May 112,759 notes
  • me: time for bed
  • stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
  • brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
  • muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
  • skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
  • ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
  • eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
  • mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
  • body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
  • me: ok

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